Health.
Every so often it seems like all sorts of little health crises descend on my poor frail body. Here is a rundown of my current state of jack uppedness:
- Tegan and I were playing the other day and she stood up quickly and clocked the underside of my chin with the top of her head. Since then I have had vague pain in my upper jaw and ear. The dentist suggests I lay off chewing for a while.
- I’ve been taking eye drops lately for what the eye doc tells me are mild allergies which were making it impossible for me to wear my contacts for any length of time.
- I recently started to notice little spots on my hands and since it seems lately as though cancer can spring on your unawares from any corner, I am convinced they are all melanoma-related.
- Despite the above, I somehow managed to get a sunburn last weekend. I never get sunburns. Current hypothesis is that the eyedrops have made me more susceptible.
- Twice this week, as I was waking up to get out bed, I’ve experienced intense, cramp-like pain in my neck.
- Usually about once per day, I’ll feel what I can only describe as a muscle spasm in my lower ribcage. It feels like there is a tiny man in there hammering his way out with a tiny hammer.
I don’t expect anyone to read this or care, I just figured maybe I would come back and read this in a few months and feel better because all these problems would be gone.
